Thursday 17 May, 2007

A(nother) Brush with Brown Moby

Dramatis Personae

Spit Bubble, younger brother of Dinky Dee. The most insufferable nerd in the world
Andro & Meno Pauses, when parents relive the child in them. These two are always asleep
Sterile, the broom that Spit Bubble used to keep in arm’s reach to defend self from flying cockroaches that wafted in from dark, deep jungles outside
Dinky Dee, Spit Bubble’s elder sister. The unfaltering faith upholder of sillyness
Brown Moby, Dinky Dee’s worst enemy from many many lifetimes born in this as a big, brown butterfly the size of a bat. Very clever, knows Dinky like no one else does

Stage-Set

Spit Bubble is trying to relentlessly misinterpret the Theory of Subpneumonic Particles that transfer as Free Radicals in the Various Organics of Alien Chemistry. He has so far misinterpreted it in 108976654 ways.

Dinky Dee is back home after a few bottles of tequila and all charged up to do item numbers in old checkered pajamas. She is very threatened by Spit Bubble’s intelligence and fears he might get to the Ignoble before her. All efforts are made to steer the geek away from achieving his cause.

Sterile is lying faithfully by Bubble’s feet, he tries to desperately not snore lest the master’s academixed ups

Brown Moby has arrived in advance of Dinky’s stumbles and waits patiently to onslaught

Look For:

  1. The first dotted line – when eye contact was made
  2. Time of eye contact – 3 seconds
  3. The Thick black line: Dinky’s last but one stupid move
  4. The thick Red line: Brown Moby’s BRILLIANCE – intuitive knowledge of Dinky’s limbic brain. Will not leave the reader with any doubt who’s the Victorious!

Scene I, Act I



Monday 14 May, 2007

short

so many times words
feel
deficient of...
bereft of the whole

the rain is always wetter
shards sharper
the feel more precise
pleasure purer

these are just...many bits of delight
tiny bits of skin
pulled out from under sensations

only self contains


Thursday 10 May, 2007

whizzdumb

A friend in need….must be locked up and forgotten
Keep your mouth shut….when a fly is sitting on it
One father is…..more than enough
The early bird catches the….cold
Familiarity breeds….baby familiarities!
Hasty climbers…….take more pee-breaks
If the sky falls…..take it to the doctor
Little strokes fell…. mosquitoes
Still waters run…..haha! no no…
You can’t please…..my grandmother, impossible
All cats are grey…..when they get old
All good things come to those who…..give their addresses right
Bad news travels….through CNN-IBN
The best doctors are Dr Diet, Dr Quiet, and….Dr.Satish, 4th Block, Jayanagara
Children and fools tell…..weird stories
Dead men don’t…push you off the bed
Do as I say….ok?
Don’t count your chickens….just kill them and eat them ya!
Eagles don’t catch the…..cricket ball
Faint heart never won fair….and lovely
Give the devil….Peco’s Beer!
If you lie down with dogs….they’ll poop on you!!!
In the country of the blind…TV’s cannot be sold
Little things please…..get out of my way
Love me, love my…not
Make hay while the…cows are hungry
Marriages are made in….Prestige Pressure Cooker
Misery loves….Misera!
Poverty is not a….type of government
Practice makes….you very tired
Quickly come, quickly….come come come
One Englishman can beat.....Shilpa Shetty!!!!