Thursday, 10 May 2007

whizzdumb

A friend in need….must be locked up and forgotten
Keep your mouth shut….when a fly is sitting on it
One father is…..more than enough
The early bird catches the….cold
Familiarity breeds….baby familiarities!
Hasty climbers…….take more pee-breaks
If the sky falls…..take it to the doctor
Little strokes fell…. mosquitoes
Still waters run…..haha! no no…
You can’t please…..my grandmother, impossible
All cats are grey…..when they get old
All good things come to those who…..give their addresses right
Bad news travels….through CNN-IBN
The best doctors are Dr Diet, Dr Quiet, and….Dr.Satish, 4th Block, Jayanagara
Children and fools tell…..weird stories
Dead men don’t…push you off the bed
Do as I say….ok?
Don’t count your chickens….just kill them and eat them ya!
Eagles don’t catch the…..cricket ball
Faint heart never won fair….and lovely
Give the devil….Peco’s Beer!
If you lie down with dogs….they’ll poop on you!!!
In the country of the blind…TV’s cannot be sold
Little things please…..get out of my way
Love me, love my…not
Make hay while the…cows are hungry
Marriages are made in….Prestige Pressure Cooker
Misery loves….Misera!
Poverty is not a….type of government
Practice makes….you very tired
Quickly come, quickly….come come come
One Englishman can beat.....Shilpa Shetty!!!!

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